Vice Presidential Dating Game

Senator John McCain is going to have a barbeque at his Arizona ranch this weekend, to which he has invited three men -- Mitt Romney, Fla. Gov. Charlie Crist and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal -- who also are possible vice presidential running mates. What is this -- "The Bachelor: Presidential Nominee Edition"? What, is Jindal going to come on to McCain by tantalizing him with the prospect of attracting young and minority voters, then Romney will be all teary-eyed, crying that John has no idea how he and Mitt are meant to be? Is that what this has come down to? Will drinks be thrown at each other poolside? Will McCain ask Crist, "So, you don't hang out with any pastors, do you?" Let the grilling begin...